Episode 3: Bad Dates Build Character (Apparently)

A “fine” date can be worse than a bad one, because it tricks you into ignoring what your body already knows. After a long break, we’re back to swap the dating stories that made us laugh, cringe, and finally set better boundaries, from low-effort first impressions to the moment you realize you’re forcing chemistry that is not there.

We dig into what actually helps you date smarter: why having everything in common can feel weirdly flat, why effort matters (yes, grooming counts), and why you should communicate instead of ghosting when you’re not feeling it. Then we get into the date that went from casual drinks to a concert night, followed by the fast crash of “money talk” and the kind of scorekeeping that kills attraction on the spot.

The second half goes deeper into red flags and safety, including the creepy vibe you cannot explain but absolutely should trust, plus the realities of hookups, sexual boundaries, STD anxiety, and the awkward follow-up questions nobody wants to ask. If you’ve ever left a date thinking, “What was that?” you’ll feel seen.

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Transcript

Welcome Back And New Topic

SPEAKER_01 0:22

Hey, hey, hey, welcome back, everyone.

SPEAKER_02 0:24

Welcome back to not exactly white material. We're here to uh, you know, it's been a little while. Yep. You know, regular jobs and all that. Life, life.

SPEAKER_01 0:37

Life. So today, actually, you know, I think we're gonna change it up a bit.

SPEAKER_02 0:44

Yeah. And I wanted to, I hadn't seen Rachel in a while because we had our own lives, you know, too. We have our own lives and things have happened and been gone on vacation and all this stuff. And um, I know you said you had a couple of um recent dates that I want to hear about. Yes. Um, but yeah, we kind of want to switch it up and uh Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:04

So so actually today we're gonna talk a little bit about um shitty dates and uh, you know, um how it's actually um essential to dating. It's like, you know, peop people talk about dating and they're like you know, think that all dating and all the you know dates you go on are all, you know, great. Um, but some of them are shitty. And some of them you're like, okay, I am not doing that again. And so you like, you know, have this put this mental note that um I'm not dating you again. And you know, you you try to look for those signs. I know we do, ladies, and and gents. I know, you know, we all look, you know, like hey, you know, we look for those same same signs and people that we notice uh in uh those dates before that we didn't uh like too much. So um I don't know why we repeat shit though. Like, I did it again, as old Britney would say.

SPEAKER_00 2:12

Yeah, yeah, that's okay.

SPEAKER_02 2:13

We live and we learn.

SPEAKER_01 2:16

God, I hope so. I'm getting old though.

SPEAKER_02 2:18

Ugh, I know, and it's hard to like, you know, you waste well, you're not wasting time, but you kinda are, but you're not like you're just you know I I learn the hard way, I guess, as um my mother would say.

SPEAKER_01 2:32

I don't listen much. No, you sure don't.

SPEAKER_02 2:35

You beat you, Marcia the beat of your own drum, that is for sure. I do, I have my own band. But you have to um so tell me about this date you went on recently. Oh my god. You told me that you just, you know, went on a date.

Why Differences Matter In Love

SPEAKER_01 2:49

I did this particular date we're gonna call tortoise. Not because he looked like a tortoise, but he kind of did. Um, but anyhow, that's aside the point. Um, you know, it it was just kind of, you know, you know how we always talk about how it'd be so nice that if we met somebody who was very similar to ourselves. Yeah, or had like similar interests as you too. Yeah. Um, the thing is with that, is there's not a lot of contrasts and there's not a lot of polarity. And I think sometimes in a relationship you need that. Like it'd be it it's nice to like, you know, um have the same interests, and you know, basically it's like, you know, you're not walking against the wind all day long or whatever, but sometimes you need something to shake shit up or you know, someone to question, you know, things that you're doing in your life. And it's like, you know, I don't want someone who's like, oh yeah, that's a great idea, and oh, you know, let's do this, like, oh, that's the same thing I want to do.

SPEAKER_02 3:54

And it's like, then we're doing the same things, and it's like, well, you can it's it's nice to like have people that are um, you know, you you have similar interests, and that's okay. Um, but when every single thing almost is a similar interest, then there's no room. I feel like sometimes there might not be room for like, you know, the discussion of it's fun to talk about things with people that you both have an interest in, right? Yeah. But it's also fun to talk to people. Sometimes it depends on what their interests are that you don't have an interest in. That's true, right? True, true. Um, that you know, you can learn about something. Yeah, they give you an insight.

SPEAKER_01 4:34

Yeah, and you learn something new, right? Never would have crossed your mind, or, you know, um your um zone of comfort, I guess you could say.

SPEAKER_02 4:49

Yeah. It's like when I learned about F1 and stuff, you know, from Chris. I never learned about F1 before and you know, things like that. And um, but it's an interest to him, right? And so I I learn a lot. I'm embarrassed of how much I know. I do own some F1 like garb now. But you know, it's but that's the thing is, and then I have interests that he's in, you know, that he learns from. Taken, yeah, that he might not necessarily be he likes, but you know, it's so but yeah, so that's important in a relationship, you know.

SPEAKER_01 5:24

It's like you I don't wanna, you don't someone doesn't have to completely like you know, um uh take on or develop, I guess, that your same um likeness in or interest, I I I guess you could say in your um, you know, hobby. Yeah but it's nice if someone would just take a little interest just to kind of lurk it and what it is, it's a learning about you. It's like you want your partner to want to learn about you and your interest and your likes and dislikes because what makes you tick and talk.

SPEAKER_02 5:56

Yeah, and it just depends on the interest. Is it a character thing to? Um, I know we've kind of talked about this before. Like, is it a character thing? Is it like an interest where you're like, okay, I can't get into that.

SPEAKER_01 6:11

Yeah, you know, like if it's a weird, like, yes, hey, I'm I'm uh like sewing people's um skin together. Yeah, something like that. No, you're right. The leathering. And the leathering, you know, pedophilia or yeah, or pedophilia.

SPEAKER_02 6:25

Something's like there's obviously some cutoffs that we have to look at. Right, that's a block. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:32

And you're now blocked. Yeah, so like it's gonna be reported.

SPEAKER_02 6:36

And and I'm gonna call the police. Exactly. But you know, it's it's about certain certain interests, right? And like if you like, if you know that he liked to go see a band, yeah, um, or if like my boyfriend, if he want if I know he likes this particular band, I know I'd go see it with him to support him and go because that's what he likes to do, right? Yep. So it's just it's just like one of those things that you do in relationships, but it's just about finding those kinds of interests that you're like looking for while you're dating.

The Bartender Date That Fizzles

SPEAKER_01 7:07

And kind of bring you to bring you closer together um on top of already having your similar interests that brought you together to begin with. Yes, exactly. It's like, but yeah, it's good to have it's good to have some differences and perspectives on things and you know, life, really. Yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_02 7:25

So you just went on a couple recent dates that you have to tell us about because you know, the bartender, the bartender guy.

SPEAKER_01 7:36

The bartender guy, yes. Um I actually uh met him at a show that I went to with a friend, and then um after I gave him my number, then he texts me. And so we text for, you know, a week, about maybe about two weeks. And then after that, we met up for a couple drinks. We talked a little bit. Um, conversation was really, really nice. We have a lot in common, but I think you know, that's kind of where where you're kind of like, okay, what what else or what's next? Because I don't know, I think I kind of get bored sometimes. It's like, you know, did he talk about what else he's into? Um, just kind of same same things, like, you know, movies and hiking and camping and music, which is a lot of the same. We have similar, you know, the one thing that is different is the music. Some of the music that we listen to is is different. Also, just I, you know, obviously we have different work lives.

SPEAKER_02 8:32

So he's what's okay. Oh, so he's obviously duh. He's is he just the bartender at that one place? Because sometimes bartenders say working.

SPEAKER_01 8:39

He goes to a couple different bars, bars, you know. Okay, that's because of that's the owner. Oh, that makes sense. Those um particular um did he talk to you?

SPEAKER_02 8:50

So he does he have kids? Um did he talk to you about like that relationship? Just a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 8:58

Just that he had ex marriage, whatever it was. Not really. Uh actually, you know, and I I um It's just me asking because I'm always convinced. No, that's good. And I I honestly I don't ask a lot of questions about that, but I mean, some things I look at like, you know, I'm like, well, why did you know that uh situation end? I think that's always kind of an important to ask, like what happened, you know, and ultimately just says, you know, it just ended up not working out, and she ended up, you know, meeting somebody and moving away. And so he fed this this person. Yes, and so they you know, he has um his daughter most of the time. So she not in a she in a different state, different city, but oh kind of like f far apart. So I'd say like two or three hours away from um where we live. Oh, wow. You know, yeah. For a job or something? No, just I think for a man, you know, I think that's maybe what happened. How often does he have his daughter then? Um, it's seems like he has her all the time, and that maybe the mom has her on like weekends. Oh, okay. But it's like very far and few in between. That's sad. Yeah. Um, yeah. And so I I'm I'm sure it's hard on for him to be for I'm sure she wants her dad to meet somebody. Oh, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_02 10:15

Because she's a little older.

SPEAKER_01 10:17

Yes, you know, yeah, you're she's a teenager. She understands. It's like you know, you get to a certain age, it's like you understand like love and like that feeling. Yeah, like dad, you need to meet somebody. Yes, exactly. And I, you know, I thought, you know, that that that's cool too. But yeah, it's just um, yeah, maybe not.

SPEAKER_02 10:38

So when you went on your first date, did he pick you up or did you meet him there? We just met.

SPEAKER_01 10:42

Okay we met at the place. And um, so then it was nice that we just walked to actually another bar down the street. So that was nice too. But um, yeah, and so after that we had talked about maybe hanging out again actually the next night, and I was like, Yeah, sure, you know, I'm don't have my daughter, so I am open for that. And this was gonna be a concert.

SPEAKER_02 11:06

But you, you know, you weren't feeling it though at first.

SPEAKER_01 11:10

I know. And I'm always like didn't he try to kiss you or something? He did, he kissed me, and it was like, you know, it was okay. It was nothing to write home about, and nothing that I ran home to, you know, dear diary. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:27

Dear God, it's me, Rachel.

SPEAKER_01 11:29

Seriously, exactly. He's like, oh no, you again, you know, your guardian angel, like, oh Jesus, here we go again.

SPEAKER_00 11:35

Somebody help her. Yeah. Stop her this time.

SPEAKER_01 11:41

Um, so no, it wasn't anything, but it's like, you know, I I always try to you think about, you know, when you go on dates and when you meet people that, you know, and uh after reading a bunch of crap, you know, they have out there, it's like you're like, oh just just because there's not, you know, fireworks and you don't get that butterfly feeling, it doesn't necessarily mean and it's like yeah, well, it's uh you know what? I'm gonna say that yes, I want to have that attraction and I want to have that like you've had it before, yes, yeah, yes, you know that feeling that you get when you're like, I want to kiss you.

SPEAKER_02 12:18

Yeah, and you you've had some good dates. Yes. So that you mean like that will bring up in another, you know exactly, we'll bring up on another episode, but make things a little bit funner.

SPEAKER_01 12:29

Yeah, um, for this one we're gonna talk about, you know, again shitty dates, but but you've had that feeling you can get it and and things and you know when you like somebody or when you're attracted to somebody, and then sometimes you know when you're like forcing yourself to like somebody or to give it a shot. Yeah it's like you know, what is it pressures? Yeah, what is it that makes us because it's not like that person is pressuring us, you know?

SPEAKER_02 12:56

Well, maybe and maybe sometimes maybe some aren't, but maybe some are in a weirdly underlying manipulative way. I could see that there's multiple things, true, there's multiple things, but I agree, but it's mostly us.

SPEAKER_01 13:10

And then in the world. I think it's mostly us, but I'm like, do they notice too? You know, it's like because I feel like you can always tell when somebody is into your when you're like really filling a situation.

SPEAKER_02 13:24

So do you think he was feeling it like more than you?

SPEAKER_01 13:28

I'm gonna say yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:30

Was he like during the date though? Like, did you guys sit next to each other? Did you guys okay, were you like to? Yeah, what but was it like well I mean a few of you have.

SPEAKER_01 13:41

I have, but that's different, I guess. No, but no, but it depends on the thing.

SPEAKER_02 13:48

But you did with with um Living Room Larry. I did with Living Room Larry because we did kiss at the restaurant. But I'm just saying, but that's but that's for another story, but but just going back to you though, so I want to know how this date was because I want to know what feels you were putting out that made him feel that way, and vice versa. No, I I think I am.

SPEAKER_01 14:11

It was just your personality. I think it's my personality.

SPEAKER_02 14:13

I mean, not that that's a big deal.

SPEAKER_01 14:14

I know, but but it but it is because that's the thing is like sometimes I have to like dim it down a little because if I'm me, sometimes 100% you the people take it the wrong way.

SPEAKER_02 14:27

Well, if you're 100% you they're thinking you need to be in a straight jacket. Probably. But so you have to go 70% Rachel. I do, I do. I have to do 70% Rachel because I mean I mean, maybe I mean that's probably too low. I would say 80, 85. That's even pushing it.

SPEAKER_01 14:46

That's even pushing it sometimes because 85 can feel like 95 to somebody else. And they're like, you know, it's like the DeLorean.

SPEAKER_02 14:56

We're going. Yeah, no, I know. Exactly. So, so um, so you were obviously having a good convo for what's what you had had.

SPEAKER_01 15:06

You know, and I am very much I'm a happy person, and so I smile a lot. I also I like to look nice. Uh-huh. You know how you dress up. You like to look at it. I do like it. I do. I like to look nice. And he was, you know, it it seems like he's more on the relaxed side of things. And, you know, to be honest, I kind of want, I I don't need someone like I don't want you, you don't need to be wearing a suit to the date.

SPEAKER_02 15:30

Yeah, but it's like more about you know what, putting in a little extra, putting in a little effort.

SPEAKER_01 15:34

I want to smell you. I yeah, I want to sh see that you've taken care of yourself. And that's something that I noticed, you know, it's like, or that that I've noticed in dating that I do want is I I want to meet somebody that takes care of themselves. Yeah. Because I'm taking care of myself. And, you know, you want that because ultimately it sometimes it's like, oh, are you looking for someone to take care of you? Yeah. You know, which I know is like, you know, for a first date is kind of, you know, pushing it of, you know, where you're thinking of where this date is gonna go. But, you know, it's like you think about those kind of things, you know, and how they present themselves and how they portray themselves, you know, to you, you know, how you talk about yourselves. Like, you don't want to hear someone talk badly about themselves, you know, and it's like I get now why, you know, you know, men always they don't want to hear women say, Oh, I'm so ugly. I look so terrible. And it's like, you don't, Jenny, you look fine. Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_02 16:35

That self-esteem is exactly so so to um, so he was just wearing like regular just you know, just something just to me it felt like weekend, weekend attire. Yeah, and I guess you were just in the bar too. But I know, I know, but still it's nice to like at least like do your hair or like fix your beard up, something exactly.

SPEAKER_01 16:57

Shave a little, whatever. Just put your best foot forward, yeah. Okay. If you know, if you're into somebody and you are you know attracted to them and you're you know, you you you want to put your best foot forward. It's like an interview, yeah. We are interviewing here, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:14

Yeah, in a way, for sure. And um, so you guys, um so the date went so date went okay. Yeah, but date was okay.

Concert Night And Forced Chemistry

SPEAKER_01 17:23

You weren't, but you weren't like, eh I could have taken or late, leave it. Yeah, yeah. You know, it's like one of those. And so he was like, you know, would you like to go out again tomorrow um to go to this show, this concert? And at first I was like, you know, I'm not sure I have to work, you know. And so I'm like, I have to be home at a certain time. And he's like, Oh, you know, I can get you home. And I'm like, okay, well, um, what time are you picking me up? And so we went over that, and and um he ends up, you know, end up texting the next day, and I end up going, um, going to the to the show, which sometimes let's I'm gonna be honest, I change my mind. Okay, everybody does, and you know what? Everybody should. If you change your mind, that's okay. But communication is key, and I think that's something that people are missing because people are just ghosting people, yeah, and they don't say anything or you get blocked, and but it's like, hey, just communicate how you're feeling or whatever's going on. Yeah. So you go to the show. So we go to the show, he picks me up, you know, it was everything was going fine. Um band starts, you know, music's really good. I'm actually really liking the music, so I'm surprised he gets me a drink. You know, we're talking a little bit, just mainly just listening to music at this point. Um, so there's really not a lot of conversation going on between the both of us. Um, and then that's pretty much kind of the evening. We're just kind of listening to music, a little bit of talking on the way home. Um, we get a little bite to eat um on the way home. And um, so then we get to my house and he turns off his car. And I'm just kind of like, What time is it? It's like 11:30. Okay. I wanted to be home before midnight. Yeah. I need to keep it. He did he got you home. He did his job. Um, and I'm in my head, I'm like, what the hell is he doing? Turn off his car. First of all, you're not coming to my apartment. Secondly, I'm tired. Yeah. Thirdly, no. Again, no. Okay, we're not there. And I'm not there. So, anyways, so then like he gives me a couple pecs, and then after that, I he's like looks at me and he's like, I was hoping, you know, I get a little bit of sweet kiss. And I look at him and I go, I'm tired. And I open up the door and I get out and I go and I leave, and that's the end of it. Yeah, you're like, oh. And exactly. And I just went home, I went to bed, nothing. So the next day I kind of was feeling a little better. I was like, eh, you know, maybe I should text them and just say, Hey, thank you for the date, I had a good time, and whatnot. And so I do. I just said, Hey, thank you so much. I had fun. Uh-huh. Um, and that's basically about it. I did get a record, so I did, you know, you know, say, Hey, I'm gonna let me pay you for that record.

SPEAKER_02 20:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:14

And so um, that was that. And then he texted me a little bit later about you know what he was doing with his day, and then he had said something about me paying for the record and money.

SPEAKER_02 20:25

But you were lawless, like I already offered.

SPEAKER_01 20:27

But I already had exactly offered that I was gonna pay. And then he like went into like having a what how much money he spent on the last couple days. And at this point, I'm like, no, no, no, no. First of all, gentlemen, if you're gonna ask a lady out on a date, be ex be expected. It's expected that you're gonna be spending some money, okay? I'm expensive, and I don't mean that in a shallow way, but I'm not cheap, okay? Ask my mother. I am I'm I'm expensive. Okay. Um also you're you're asking me out. You're you better be prepared to be, you know, fitting or putting up the bill or however they say. And I and I don't mean that in, you know, just meaning that I a man has to pay for everything all the time. I don't mean that. But it's like in dating when you're first dating somebody, you're asking me out. You're gonna be paying for it. Yeah, it's like you're a host. Exactly. Of course, I'm not gonna I'm gonna pay for my record.

SPEAKER_02 21:28

I'm not gonna host a thing and say, hey, everybody, bring your own.

SPEAKER_01 21:32

Yeah, please. Um, at the door, um, you know, we're gonna be swiping cards.

SPEAKER_02 21:36

Yeah, it's not like you're doing something where everybody brings a no, like you're doing, you know, but still. Well, so so and you offered to pay for this at the venue anyway, right? You said this before. Exactly, yes.

Money Talk And Ending It Cleanly

SPEAKER_01 21:48

And he was like, Oh no, just listen to the band. I'll go get the record because I wanted a record of the uh one of the bands that had played. It was um really good. But, anyways, and I was kind of taken back, and I'm like, I had Even I'm like, I never said anything about you first of all, solely paying for the record. Second of all, you didn't take me out to no fucking surf and turf. So I'd like to know like where you're like, I spent all this money. And like, if you spent money outside of our dates, that has nothing to do with me. Yeah. And is null and void and irrelevant to our conversation. So um I was just kind of like whatever. Now I don't feel bad about sending that. I'm getting friend vibes. Yeah. And so then I just basically sent a message and I was like, you know what? I'm not. I'm just, you know, thank you so much. Um, Venmo has been sent and I'm just getting a friend vibe vibe, and that's about it. So then his response was, huh, interesting. I bet it is interesting.

SPEAKER_00 22:44

You're what?

SPEAKER_01 22:46

You're an idiot for one. I just don't know.

SPEAKER_00 22:49

It's so weird.

SPEAKER_01 22:50

It's it's very weird. Interesting. To me, yeah. Huh. It is interesting. It is interesting. It's like you're obviously not um what is that socially aware? Um well, I don't know how you say that.

SPEAKER_02 23:03

Yeah, he's just an oddball. You know. So are you gonna have to what if you go back to that bar that he bartends at?

SPEAKER_01 23:09

I don't go there a lot, so I'm not really concerned with that.

SPEAKER_02 23:12

And even if I do say what the other bartender plays too. You don't go there all the time. I don't.

SPEAKER_01 23:17

And I'm I'm okay in awkward situations to be honest with you.

SPEAKER_02 23:20

Yeah, I am too. I'm not gonna go pretty cordial. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:23

I'm like, if it whatever.

SPEAKER_01 23:25

You're not gonna go out of your way.

SPEAKER_02 23:26

I'm not gonna go out of my way. But if I say if they look at you, yeah and you look at them, you're like, hey, you know, give a little wave and then you and then you go back to talking when you're doing what you're doing with it, whoever you're with.

SPEAKER_01 23:35

Yes, very much so.

SPEAKER_02 23:37

But yeah, you're not gonna, I'm not gonna go out of my way to talk to be like, hey, how's it going, friend?

SPEAKER_01 23:41

Yeah, no, like no, not doing it. Definitely not happening. Yeah. So that was oh, that was that was something else. So, anyways, I learned from that one.

SPEAKER_02 23:52

Well, that was just a random kind of like weird.

SPEAKER_01 23:55

It was just like, hey, I just was feeling it. I was just like, Yeah, nothing. And then so, you know, you win some, you lose some. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 24:02

Yeah, you well, it I feel like you hadn't been on a date for a while. I hadn't been on a date in months, but like the but the I mean, the one before was at that one bar where they made you pay for half, right? And then you took a break in between, like was that yes. That's the last one. You went on a bank. The creepy guy. Yes. And then you hadn't been on one in a few months, right? Just I want to make sure I have my timelines right. And then you kind of went back on the apps.

SPEAKER_01 24:30

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 24:30

I know you I just was watching it's like I take a you know I was just w watching a um podcast, um, Kristen Cavalleri, you know, um, and she was just saying about the apps. I think she was talking to Rachel Bilson, um, you know, from like the OC and stuff. Um, they were talking about um um being on the apps and stuff, and she and Ray and um not Rachel, but um Kristen Cavalleri was like she gets bored of them too. She's like, I'm on for a couple weeks and I'm off. Yes, like that's kind of reminded me of you. Was like that was me too when I used to be on them. I would do them for like a couple weeks and I'm like, this is annoying, and I'd come off of them for like a month, and I'd be on there for like another three weeks, and I'd come off for a month because I was like, there's just like nothing on here for me.

SPEAKER_01 25:14

And your mentality changes through the world.

SPEAKER_02 25:17

Yeah, and then you start to get more annoyed, and then it makes you kind of feel like I just want to be more and single more and more.

SPEAKER_01 25:22

Exactly. It's like you go through these stages, it's like first I was like, I need to go out, I want to have fun, I don't care with who. Yeah, this is great, and then it's like you do that, and then after a while, then you go out again.

SPEAKER_02 25:34

So now it's not just with who at any day. It's now I'm a little bit more pickier, very well, a little more, not much pickier, but a little like a couple things pickier. But um, yeah, so that date before that what's about that creepy guy? You have to remind me of this guy because I can't remember a lot of it. Yeah, I can't honestly it was very short.

Dating Apps Burnout And Pickiness

SPEAKER_01 25:57

I can't remember a lot of it. And I met him on an app, asked me out to dinner. We went out to, you know, I met him at this at a restaurant, and we talked for, you know, a little bit of good conversation. How'd you meet what what well you met at a restaurant? Yeah, we met, yeah, we met at um Oh, you met on an app.

SPEAKER_02 26:14

And then you met us at the restaurant.

SPEAKER_01 26:16

Yeah, we text for a couple days. And one thing, that's one thing I'm learning is I'm not spending a whole lot of time messaging you because that takes a lot of time. And I'm spending all this time, and then you meet somebody and you're like, okay, no. Yeah, you're you're first of all not the same person I've been messaging. Second of all, I'm done. We we we're figuring this out sooner than later. Which I think is important. It's like, you know, instead of spending all this time getting to know somebody and using your time to get to know somebody, they're not the same in person. Yeah. So anyhow, met him in person. We talked. It just was very creepy. Very creepy.

SPEAKER_02 27:02

So, like, what was he I what's he wearing?

SPEAKER_01 27:05

What's he do what's like I mean, he looked very normal, you know, at a just clean cut.

SPEAKER_02 27:10

But so what made him creepy? Okay. What's your conversation like to make it creepy out?

SPEAKER_01 27:15

Like first of all, he um is a nomadic and he lives in his van. So that's one thing I was kind of like What does he do for work? He's not working. That's the thing. He wasn't working at the time. Is this the paints guy? Car salesman.

SPEAKER_02 27:30

Remember the painter that lived in the van? Do you remember the guy that was like he was like no no no no, you never met up with him. I think he met him on that. Oh my god, yes. Nope, still haven't nope. Oh my gosh, remember that? Yes. Oh, that was Yes. Oh my gosh, it wasn't like Jose or it was something weird like that. I mean he painted houses, remember, and he lived in his van.

The Creepy Van Guy And Gut Instinct

SPEAKER_01 27:52

But yes, he lived in his van or an RV. I can't remember what it was.

SPEAKER_02 27:56

Anyway, sorry, I'm digressing. But just I totally forgot about that guy. But anyway, nope. This guy, so he was nomadic. What did he do for didn't have a job? Okay, he didn't have a job. You said that.

SPEAKER_01 28:06

Okay, uh a car sales, used to be a car salesman. Oh, of course he's creepy. And um and then just car salesman? Yes, used. Um and it just he he didn't really talk about his mother much, he didn't actually mention her once. Even if he tried to bring him up, bring her up? I I talked about just family, and he only focused on his father, which is fine. Oh, if that's your main parent and and whatever.

SPEAKER_02 28:30

But yeah, well, you weren't gonna push in case it's like a mom died or something, or she's a date.

SPEAKER_01 28:34

Maybe there was something you know that maybe didn't set sit right. And um, so and then he just was talking about a date that he went on and the lady that he had went on, that that talking about the lady that he had gone on the date with, and it was just the it was his mannerisms and it's what he was saying. And after he told the story, I immediately just got the chills and I said, you know what, I'm gonna go now. To me, it was creepy, okay? It may not have been creepy to other people, but it was his body language, and it was it was just how he was talking about the lady and w what her idea of a relationship, you know, or what she was looking for, and he was just making sure that I was looking for the same thing, and it was just really weird the way Which was the same as the other lady or different. Yes, the same. Yeah, he was asking if I wanted the same thing that she wanted out of a relationship, and it was just really odd, like why would why would you care?

SPEAKER_02 29:30

Uh because if that's what he was looking for, why or was he was he testing you?

SPEAKER_01 29:35

I I that's what I feel like. I feel like maybe it was a test. It was like, was he wanting me to say something else? And so then when I told him, I said, you know, I think I'm gonna go, and he said, Well, was it what I said? And I told him, I said, No, I think it's more of how you said it. And it just made me feel a certain way, and it just it really, it really just creeped me out. And it it could have been nothing, really, but it just is the way that he made you made me feel. So I I will say that when you're on a date with somebody and you get like either just some kind of weird vibe or you just don't something just doesn't sit right. Yeah, I really have to listen to that. Go with that. Yes. And no matter how good looking, yeah. I don't care, I don't care if he looks like Oscar Isaac. You need to leave. Okay. I know that'd be hard. I'm gonna go, but first, can I get a hug? And what's funny is we And can I smell you? Yeah, he actually asked me for a hug before we left, and I didn't want to give him a hug because it just his energy just felt off. And you know, they always talk about energy is interchangeable, it really is. But you are an energy person. I am very much an energy person, so you've been like sensitive to that. But I did notice, and he was like, I was like a hug, and um in my head, I'm like, I don't care, I will hug you because I'm gonna leave. Yeah, and so it didn't matter anything. And you didn't want him to do anything weird if you didn't have them or something. No, yeah, no, and so then I just I left and I was just so thankful, and I just said, I've never talked to him again, he's never reached out to me again, and it's like you get that, you know, understanding as this didn't this didn't work out. We don't we're not both feeling the same thing, yeah, yeah. So um it's just kind of funny how some people don't pick up on social cues, uh-huh, you know? Yeah, that's and then you have to really tell them, hey, I don't like you. Yeah, and I mean sometimes maybe that's what it takes because I know sometimes I can get a little bit in my head. Yeah, sure. Maybe I need people to tell me I don't like you. And they're like, oh, oh, I get it now. Would you though? No. I'd be like, but you don't, but you don't know why. I'm gonna convince you that you do. You can't really put a finger on it though.

SPEAKER_00 31:56

No, you can't. Finger touch or a touch. A slight single touch. Single touch. It all started with a touch. Oh my god. Let's not get started on that story.

SPEAKER_02 32:07

I'm trying to think of like going back to your first like bad dates, you know. Yeah. Like, I know you've had a couple that we probably will probably remember like coming up. Yeah. You know, out of the Burloo, like the like the van guy. Oh my god, I completely forgot about that. But like you have what are the few that um there's a couple, like what's the one that comes to your mind the first?

Matching With The Hot Bartender

SPEAKER_01 32:29

Remember, we were talking about bartenders. Yes. So we could talk about that guy. So we're gonna talk about him, which is really funny because I actually met him in person and I was like attracted to him.

SPEAKER_02 32:39

Well, he was cute though. We were all there. It was birthing.

SPEAKER_01 32:43

Yeah. And I was like, you know, getting out there, and so I had just went up to the bar and just introduced myself. It was just really quite funny. Um, but a couple weeks later, I ended up getting on um a dating app, and I ended up matching with him.

SPEAKER_00 33:03

That's right.

SPEAKER_01 33:04

I know I forgot about that.

SPEAKER_02 33:07

You guys, this story is frickin' nuts. That's right. So you didn't you didn't even see numbers anything at the bar. You just thought he was cute.

SPEAKER_01 33:18

I just thought he was cute.

SPEAKER_02 33:18

I remember, and then we were all talking and stuff, and um, but yeah, he wasn't a bad looking guy. Oh no, um, tall. I was like, oh my gosh. Yeah, was he tall? Yes. Or was he the short guy? No, he is tall. Okay, he's like six one six. I do remember now. I remember who Eddie looks like. Okay, so because I do I remember seeing him in person. Um, and so because I remember there was a short guy there, a really tall guy. Yeah, he was a tall guy. Yeah, so yeah. So I remember, oh you guys, that's right. You matched on the dating.

SPEAKER_01 33:46

I know that's so random. So it was so random, it was so crazy. And I was like, gosh, show you how small this town is. I know. That's big, but it's like not. No, everyone knows your name. It's like cheers, okay. Um, so anywho, so we end up matching and then we end up messaging, and then um, I'm kind of big on if I meet you on a dating app, I want to talk on the phone. So I need to have a phone conversation because I want to hear your voice. Because, well, if I don't like your voice, then this isn't gonna work. And you may not like mine. So I think it's important that you can kind of, you know, have a little bit of phone conversation. Well, sometimes that's important to people. Yeah, no, I know I think it is. Um, and so I was like, hey, we should talk whatever. And so we ended up talking. And during the phone conversation, I had said, Hey, I don't know if you remember me. Because he started talking about his line of work. Yeah. And I then I was like, it like clicked in my head. And I was like, oh my God, this is the fucking guy, uh hot bartender. And I was like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 34:47

And then you brought it up to him.

SPEAKER_01 34:48

I sure did because well, Rachel just that's that's my style. But you said, oh my gosh, I think I'm just realizing. Yeah. I said, I I was like, I don't know if you remember me, but I introduced myself to you um like a week or two ago, and he was like, you know what? I think I remember, and I was like, I thought you were really good looking. And he's like, I would never, I didn't even get that vibe. And uh and I'm like, that's so funny because it it like you know, you you you think like again, social cues and like uh flirting or like hitting on someone. If a woman is introducing herself to you, she likes you. Yeah, okay. Same thing with a man. If a man is obviously women, we know that. Okay, yeah, men are, I think, a little slower to picking up on these vibes. I think you have to actually flash them your tits or something and be like, fuck me, I'm into you. Oh, I okay. Women, it's like you just can wave or you can look and it's like, oh my god. And really, you're waving at the person behind us, but we still think you're into us.

SPEAKER_03 35:48

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:49

It's me. Anyhow. And so I was like, no, I, you know, I thought you were cute. Um, so, anyways, um, and so he's like, Yeah, well, we should, you know, we should go out, you know. And I was like, I think we should too. Yeah. And I'm already attracted to him, I already want to fuck him. And I'm like, listen, yeah, this is where I'm at uh right now. So, anyhow, so we end up meet meeting and going out and having a couple drinks, and and then we're just kind of talking, and I'm just like, yeah, he's really cute. And anyways, so then we go back to my place and this is uh first date. Yes, first date, yes. No, it's yeah, exactly. I already that that's that's the thing, ladies and gents. It's like when you meet somebody, you already know what your intentions are gonna be with this person. And how was the date though?

SPEAKER_02 36:39

It was it was so so this is the thing. I know it's bad dates, but it's also turns into the buttons, how is the date the first date, that date in general?

SPEAKER_01 36:50

It was I'm gonna be honest, it was a little superficial, I guess you could say, because it's not like we were asking each other, like, you know, what were your hopes, what was your dreams.

SPEAKER_02 37:00

You were just doing the thing to get to the state. It was like just the like, okay, yeah, we have this You were trying to get to the bases to get to the. You knew what was gonna happen at the end of the night. You already know speed it on through.

Bedroom Reality Check And STD Worries

SPEAKER_01 37:14

That's exactly, and and that's the how this date was gonna go. It's like, you know, you already know. You already know. And um, I already had my expectations in my head and as to, you know, what I thought and how I thought this evening was gonna go. Um, so we're having a couple drinks, whatever, and you go back to your place and then we just go back to my place and um, you know, we start making out and you know, as we're making out, I kind of was like had to slow him down a little bit. And it's like, you know, one of those things, you know, you're like, hey, and I had stopped was like, hey, I'm not going anywhere. From kissing, yes. It was just how they shove it now. And you're like, what we're gonna do. I'm like, we're gonna fix this. Yeah. And I said, Hey, I'm not going anywhere. Let's just slow it down. Yeah. And he was just kind of like, okay. So then we're just making out, and you know, clothes are coming off, whatever. And then we go into my bedroom. And how's he how is he? And then so um he still has his underwear on, and so I don't know yet. Well, I meant like Oh, his body is amazing. Yeah, I mean, he works out, it's like no, no lie, you know. He he definitely spends time on taking care of himself. And you're like, I was just admiring. Yeah, and I was just like, God, he looks real good. So then, um, you know, he um takes off his um undergarments, uh-huh, and I'm you know, I'm like scanning. It's like, you know, scanning, and then you stop. What the fuck? Hey, we'll be right back. We're gonna go refill our drinks, and uh, you should too.

SPEAKER_02 38:58

One of my favorite things about Seattle Cider is they do seasonal flavors. So one of my favorites is the basil, and they only have it for a little bit, and then I I'm rushing to the nearest store and I buy like four cases of it because it's literally my favorite.

SPEAKER_01 39:15

It is, you know what I've noticed when um companies do only put out things seasonal or during the holidays, things like that. I guess it's seasonal, whatever, is it makes you want it more. Yeah, it makes you look forward to it when it does come out.

SPEAKER_02 39:29

Yeah, like I do the basil mint, and then um we are drinking the honey crisp right now. Um the marion berry is super good. But what's really cool is you could get a party pack now. And it comes with your favorites, and then with one called Odyssey, that's um also really, really good too. And it's really crisp. But um, if you like that crisp apple flavor, they are um they're one of the best. They're one of my favorites for sure. If you haven't checked them out, um, you should try them today. Yes, as always, you must be 21 and up to enjoy Seattle cider beverages. Drink responsibly.

SPEAKER_01 40:11

What the fuck? That that's exactly what entered my brain. I didn't say it out loud because I was.

SPEAKER_02 40:16

And you're like too far gone now to stop.

SPEAKER_01 40:20

And I'm like, I don't even know what to do at this point. So the only way I can describe this to you folks is it's like your parents saying, we're gonna go to Disneyland, and you're getting real excited, and you're getting your bags packed, and you guys get, you know, you're going, and you get to the car, and then you get to the destination, and you're at fucking Wild Waves, Enchanted Village.

SPEAKER_02 40:45

It's just shutting down, by the way.

SPEAKER_01 40:47

It sure is, and it should, especially after this story.

SPEAKER_02 40:50

Listen, that well, that sh play should shut down. But anyway, you don't know what wild waves is, long story. It's a it's a really ghetto water park. Ghetto used to be great, but it's a letdown. Too much weird shit goes on there.

SPEAKER_01 41:01

So if you someone tells you you're going to Disneyland, you show up at fucking Wild Waves and Enchanted Village, you're gonna be like, what the fuck? Just the Disney store. Okay, Disney store didn't even make it, didn't even make it to the airport. Folks, I have never seen a smaller dick in my fucking life. That's why this guy's called Dak. And I'm sorry, I said what I said. And I it it now, now all these like thoughts that I have about like, you know, shoosing shoes matching size and a man's hands.

SPEAKER_02 41:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 41:39

And six foot one men are supposed to have, I'm saying, something ample enough.

SPEAKER_02 41:45

Well, and then are but you don't know is like a grower, not a shower.

SPEAKER_01 41:50

Um I'm an I um so I I'm at this point I'm hoping, but I'm literally still like I don't even know what to do. Grow six, I mean, grow at least a cup one more. I mean, it's so small. I and I'm a dick sucker. I I didn't even I couldn't even put it in my mouth. I was like, I don't even know what to do with this. I I am like at this point completely caught off guard and I feel like you know I I don't even know what to do. So I just am like, okay, well, let's just start making out. So then we're just like making out and you know at this point, I'm gonna be honest.

SPEAKER_02 42:31

Did you do the knee test?

SPEAKER_01 42:32

Knee test?

SPEAKER_02 42:33

I need to know what the knee tests. What? Okay, before you when you make out, before you guys get naked, you all just did like the knee. You know how you kind of put your knee in? In between their legs? Yeah, like in their jeans or something, so you could feel like there's a okay. I know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_01 42:49

There was no knee test. I was sitting just like on top of him when we were making it.

SPEAKER_02 42:53

Oh, okay, okay. But you couldn't. I didn't feel it.

SPEAKER_01 42:56

So that's probably why.

SPEAKER_02 42:58

Yeah, but you probably couldn't because it's harder when you're on top. But anywho, I don't know. So it just yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 43:04

I mean, I just don't know what to do at this point. And I'm like, first of all, there's no way we're getting a condom on this. So then that's going through my head right now, and I'm like, okay, I've got to prepare, I've got to make a doctor's appointment as soon as possible because I know damn well I'm not getting a fucking count condom on this dick.

SPEAKER_02 43:19

Well, one uh you know you can't get pregnant, so that's a kid.

SPEAKER_01 43:22

Can't get pregnant.

SPEAKER_02 43:23

And but STDs, you know, I know that's my main concern, okay?

SPEAKER_01 43:26

I am a clean freak for one. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 43:28

And which is so funny with all the menu sleep with that you think it's clean with. I know.

SPEAKER_00 43:33

You're such an OCD clean freak. I really am. But not when it comes No, not to dick. Not yet. I'll put it in my mouth.

SPEAKER_02 43:40

Not with your mouth and your your badge. Your badge.

SPEAKER_01 43:43

But um, she's she's careful. Yeah, she's fine. Anywho, so then I'm looking at it and I'm just like, okay, I just don't even I don't even know how I'm supposed to what I'm supposed to do. So I just kind of let him do whatever he Yeah, I guess you're like I guess you just take control here. Take control, friend. So then it's like, you know, he like gets on top and I'm like, okay, I guess we're doing it. And then he's like, uh, and I'm like, uh I'm like so confused. And then he's like, yep. Uh, and then he but we like switch positions. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 44:15

You're not is he in you?

SPEAKER_01 44:16

He says he is. He says he is. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_02 44:20

Go back again. Go back again. Wait. So he gets on top and he gets inside your head.

SPEAKER_01 44:25

Yes, it feels like maybe there's a little bit of something.

SPEAKER_02 44:28

Okay I can feel pressure. Is it like like when a tampon's like slightly falling out? I think that's kind of what it feels like. Well, probably only can feel the first like couple of inches.

SPEAKER_01 44:38

It's a couple of inches. Yeah. Uh unless it's you know hitting that G spot when you really feel it. But it's not.

SPEAKER_02 44:43

Oh no, but no, you know, you like your you know how you could feel the first like whatever.

SPEAKER_01 44:48

And the entrance.

SPEAKER_02 44:49

But okay, anyway, so it feels like there's like something was there, but you don't know.

SPEAKER_01 44:52

I don't know. I'm like so confused, and he's just like acting like he he just came and I'm like, huh? I'm so confused. And then he's like switch positions. Julie switch positions, and we're doing it again, and then he's like, you know, what are you like this whole time? I'm like I don't know what's literally having an out-of-body experience because I'm still trying to figure out how the fuck he is still in my apartment and I haven't made him look at the city. Well, and in you and in me, apparently, I don't know. In me, out of me, in me, out of me. He's coming, and then it it's so odd. Then, anyways, so then after we have sex, I guess a couple times, I'm laying there and I look at him because I just don't know what the fuck did even just happen. And I'm like, So did you did you come? And he goes, Oh, like five times.

SPEAKER_00 45:40

What? And I'm at this point, you're like, was I in a coma? I was like, five times.

SPEAKER_01 45:49

Where was I? He was I I am just completely just did my head knock on my head. I am like, I am like, I'm at it, I'm not even here anymore. Like, what? When and where? At this point, I'm so confused because I'm looking at my fucking bed and it's there's like at least little wet spots. I am like, I am so concerned right now, and I'm like, oh my god, I've got to bleach things. This is what's going through my head. And he's just like, hey, did you have a good time? And I was like, I I like how how did you come that many times? Is that like a thing? I Googled it. Apparently, it's a thing. Men can ejaculate that many times, but it's I I don't know what you want to call it. I'm gonna be honest.

SPEAKER_02 46:34

Is it but it's not like ejaculate?

SPEAKER_01 46:37

I don't think it is, but it's semen. I think it's pee.

SPEAKER_02 46:40

Well, I think I think it could be the same. I think there's a little mixture. I think it's a mix because that's happened to me before years ago.

SPEAKER_01 46:49

I think with women squirting, isn't with women squirt, isn't that a cum and I mean a little bit of urine?

SPEAKER_02 46:57

Yeah, it might be. I think it is. I like to know I'd like to know about that. I uh that happened to me a god years ago. I was 23 and I was like dating. I I went on a couple dates with this guy and he did that happened to him too. He it was like won, bum, bum, bum, and I'm just like, what the fuck is going on? Yes, and then I never heard of it.

Poppy Drinks Break

SPEAKER_01 47:18

Nothing. I'm like literally like a fucking catcher right now in baseball, but I'm trying to catch all this cum. And I'm like, hey, we'll be right back. We're gonna go refill our drinks, and uh, you should too.

SPEAKER_02 47:32

Dude, bought these new poppies. I love poppies, by the way. Shirley Temple. What a drink. Okay, so I don't normally like Shirley Temple. Oh, I love Shirley Temple's really not tried Poppy though. Made me like Shirley Temple's. I love Poppies. Okay, but you know, Poppies, they're they're the um pre-probiotic drinks, so you can't have, you know, too many. Too many, because it's bad news. But they're the first drink or soda. They don't upset my stomach and they don't make me burp because they're carbonated, but they don't give me like, you know, AGI symptoms or anything. The bloat. The bloat, but they have a ton of a ton of flavors if you've not tried them. And now they sell them in mini cans, and I was super pumped about that.

SPEAKER_01 48:17

Oh, I love it.

SPEAKER_02 48:18

Because I love the mini cans and certain flavors, but I normally get the variety packs, like they sell them at Costco and all the stores with I love the strawberry lemon. That's my OG fave strawberry lemon. Raspberry rose is super bomb. Um, the classic coal is actually not bad either. Yeah. So, but there's another one that I'm trying to find. They do not have at the store, it's a Maya Island Colada. I'm trying to find that. If you know where it's at in my area, please let me know. Because certain stores only sell certain flavors, and it's really bothersome to me. And I really need to find a Maya's Island. Anyway, cream soda is like one of their newer ones, too. I actually saw that at the store. I have not bought it yet, but I will get it next time.

SPEAKER_01 49:03

Well, you've just inspired me to try poppies. Yeah. So I am gonna check out this Shirley Temple.

SPEAKER_02 49:09

And they're made here.

SPEAKER_01 49:11

Really? Yes.

SPEAKER_02 49:12

They are a homegrown interest company.

SPEAKER_01 49:17

So Okay, well, that that makes me want to try them even more.

SPEAKER_00 49:20

Yeah. Support my state. Yeah, support your state. We are in Washington State. Washington. Anyway.

SPEAKER_02 49:27

But yeah, try poppies if you haven't had them. They're really, really good. What's happening right now? And then when it comes out, it's like you don't even you feel it, and you're like, I'm and then I you're just you're like, huh?

Skin Tags Panic And Awkward Follow Up

SPEAKER_01 49:43

Yes, that's exactly my that was actually my whole thing was like, huh?

SPEAKER_02 49:48

So that's why I asked, because it's happen, uh, but I don't know because this guy that uh this guy happened to be, he was a he was um an athlete player. He worked out a lot. Yeah, he worked out. So maybe that has something to say. Same. This guy too. Definitely he worked out. Yeah. This guy did too. But he just he was he didn't he he played football or something. But anyway, but um, yeah, no, he was like the you know, I don't know if it's something they do to their bodies. I don't know. Like, and he could just keep going.

SPEAKER_01 50:17

But I'm like, it was like hard, soft, hard, soft.

SPEAKER_02 50:21

But then at the but then you're like, listen, I'm not even into that. No, I'm like, it's I'm this is way too much.

SPEAKER_01 50:26

It was true, it was way too much. So I'm gonna be honest, after he told me all that, and I just said, that is I was like, wow, I was like, I didn't know that men could do that. I'm like, how do you even know that? Because okay, I'm a very curious person. I ask a lot of questions. So I asked him, I said, How did you know that you could, you know, keep fucking after you came? He said, Well, I dated a girl in college, and I can't came, and she told, you know, and I said, Hey, I'm I'm I'm done, I'm finished. And she goes, No, you're not. And apparently, no, he wasn't. And that's how he just kept going. So I guess that's how he figured out that he could still, I guess, go after he came.

SPEAKER_02 51:05

But but he's not even, but you you're not even hard enough to sustain an orgasm for a girl. No, I mean unless you don't even mean I do, because I was there, Sam.

SPEAKER_01 51:19

There was no or no orgasm. I I can just I I can tell you that right now.

SPEAKER_02 51:25

But but even uh yes, absolutely. But y to get you to just I mean, some girls are different, obviously you know what I mean.

SPEAKER_01 51:34

But apparently I'm insatiable.

SPEAKER_02 51:36

Well yeah, I mean, right. But it wouldn't even sustain me able to it. I couldn't even, I don't feel like I could even get that quick via just vaginal um no or gas like um no set intercourse, right? It would take more than um a minute.

SPEAKER_01 51:55

I'd have to be on the fucking spin cycle.

SPEAKER_02 51:57

Okay. I feel like you'd have to have a vibrator down there at the same time too.

SPEAKER_00 52:03

Yes. I mean then at what point? Why do I need you there? I know, but but that's just so funny to me.

SPEAKER_01 52:09

It's the craziest thing I've ever experienced in my whole life. Yeah. I was like, and then you're like, oh that's weird.

SPEAKER_02 52:15

Like he had a girlfriend in college, yeah. So then, so then what happened? Like I'm gonna assume they broke up.

SPEAKER_00 52:23

Well no, it's not that.

SPEAKER_01 52:27

And she was like, I am done with the circus show. Not that girl, you guys. Yeah, no, okay, so there was more, there's a little bit more to it, you guys. So after I was like examining his dick, because I can't help it, I'm an overthinker. After I realized how small it was, too, I also noticed that there were some skin tags on there. So then I started like over overthinking intakes on the wiener.

SPEAKER_02 52:52

This is getting weirder and weirder.

SPEAKER_01 52:54

I know, I don't know how I get myself in these situations. I mean, I do know how I get myself in these situations, it's getting a malware. We're done with the bartender. We are unless, unless. That is just like what you do, like four skunks cuts that grass for free.

SPEAKER_02 53:10

Unless they're like really, really cute or something, you know. I mean, but there's a lot of things. But you, but so wait, so you saw the skin tank like on his actual leaner or around the area.

SPEAKER_01 53:23

And I just started thinking to myself, I was like, could those be warts? And then I was like, now I'm more concerned. I'm like, I have got to go to the doctor, like literally. So he obviously can't wear a condom. No, there's no way, absolutely not.

SPEAKER_02 53:35

I mean, how much do you think it grew? I want to say it was. Like, now because if you that small when he took his pants off, did it grow at all? I don't think so. I think it just got hard.

SPEAKER_01 53:53

I don't think we even had time to go to salute. I don't think it was even in salute.

SPEAKER_02 53:58

It wasn't at midnight?

SPEAKER_01 53:59

No.

SPEAKER_02 54:00

But like I would think you'd want to try. I mean, I would think you'd want to try a lot of things. Okay. I'm thinking of my own experience with this person that had a uh very little guy, very small, which great. I mean, as long as listen, as long as you can re-enlink the circus, it shouldn't matter.

SPEAKER_01 54:23

There's so many things that go into this. It's like you might have a small dick, but you know what? Make it work.

SPEAKER_02 54:29

They know well, they know how to do other things. Yes. Well, exactly. But I'm saying, so but yeah, like I I was curious, like, at when you get it to its full potential, then you can see kind, and then I knew I was like, oh, it's not getting to much full potential. But then you feel really good when you like do a whole do the whole thing. I can deco this puppy. Like, and he thinks I'm a fucking queen. He got a blow up. Exactly. They think you're a fucking queen. I'm like, geez, this is.

SPEAKER_00 55:26

I can't even use a whole hand. It's too much.

SPEAKER_02 55:28

I know, yeah. Oh yeah, that thing would be coming off. You'd mean the ER.

SPEAKER_00 55:32

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 55:33

Um anyway, sorry.

SPEAKER_01 55:35

Oh god, that was just so funny.

SPEAKER_02 55:37

It doesn't like nothing against them. It's just a ring against small dicks. Then you know what? In my case, in that case, it was actually it was one of the best dates, one of the best dates I'd been on with somebody before. Like, you know, that's nice. It was we had a really fun time. See? Right? We just got a great personality. I have a great personality. We went to dinner. Um, we had a really good conversation. We had we had a lot of like things in common, except he was like moving, he was moving away. That's because I knew it wasn't gonna last. You know? Yeah, so but it was but it was a really fun night in general, right? And so that um I wouldn't say one of the best dates I've been on. I'm just saying best dates when I was in my 20s back then, like um to while I was in my dating era. Yeah, compared to what it ended up being a real, it was one of the better ones. Yeah. But it was just the fact that he had a little wiener. But anywho, go ahead.

SPEAKER_01 56:35

So, so skin tags. So skin tags. So I just was kind of nosing those, and I, you know, um didn't say anything at the time. Um, he had actually said something about it earlier, but I didn't pick up on it until later, and I was like, oh, that's what he was talking about. He was I wonder why there were so many down there.

SPEAKER_02 56:54

I'd like to know too. I think Well, you know, we get we know we why we get we get them, but it's like you can see the medical side of me. You can take you can get them taken away, taken off. Yeah, well, skin tanks are from a lot of like rubbing. Exactly. So he works out, so I I get that. But you're but the you're telling you it was you said it was like quite a lot.

SPEAKER_01 57:13

It was a lot, it was more than five. Okay. So I think maybe there was like more than there was definitely more than five.

SPEAKER_02 57:21

More than ten?

SPEAKER_01 57:22

Like more than fifteen? I'm gonna say more than ten. Yeah, that's a lot, and it's like, you know, they have a group or clump of them. And so this clustered. Cluster, that's the word that really gets me. And so then at that point, I was like, yeah, I got up off the bed and I put my robe on and I went in the living room and I put a movie on. And so I think you're like, please don't do this again. Yeah, and I think he understood that it's like it was time to go. And he's like, Oh, I'm gonna go. And I'm like, thank God. So as soon as he like gets up and leaves, I'm taking off my sheet. I took off my um uh mattress pad, and I have to get rid of all of it. I don't know what it is. I don't know if it's semen or if it's yeah, pee pee. And I'm at this point, I'm just so just disgusted that it's just so.

SPEAKER_02 58:09

I wonder what it tasted like.

SPEAKER_01 58:11

I would like to know because I don't I don't I know you didn't have a chance. I didn't have a chance because it came out so fucking fast.

SPEAKER_02 58:15

And that's just yeah well, and that's just the growing meal. I think, oh, I wonder what it tasted like if it was like really urine-ish. Yeah, and not because I swallow too. Yeah, no, I know. I just was wondering I was just wondering.

SPEAKER_01 58:25

So I'm just I'm I'm actually real curious um to know like what exactly uh what is it? Yeah, that's it so but I I Googled, you know, it's a lot of it and I was just trying to figure out, and it says that it happens, but it did say that it is could be mixed with um pee. Yeah. Um so since Rachel is a little bit of a worry wort, I actually messaged um this um gentleman a couple days later, and I just um, you know, was like, hey, I just want to make sure that you know, those were just skin tags. And I just, you know, I, you know, kind of overthinking it and just wanna, and obviously he may not even tell me, but it's but it was a right thing. Yeah, you but it just was on my mind and I just have I'm that kind of person, so we didn't talk after that, but he just messaged me back and just said, those are they're just skin tags, I promise. And I felt really bad after that because I know that he's really self-conscious about it, but I am like a super uh just overthinker. Skin tank, just one very, very large skin tank getting in there. And I just was like, uh so I'm gonna for this particular situation I learned a lot. Um just because somebody is handsome and tall and did you talk to him again? No, I I think after me asking about the skin tags, I don't think he was trying to hang out with me again.

SPEAKER_02 59:59

Didn't he leave something there?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:01

He did, he left a bracelet. Oh. And did you tell him? I show I sent him a picture along with asking about the skin tags. Um, so And by the way, did you leave this? And then he's like, oh darn. And that was it. And I threw it away. Yeah. Because I don't like it. And for two, I'm like, I don't want to see you again. And yeah, it just was so weird. And it's like be open about certain things.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:27

Wouldn't it be funny if you dropped it the bracelet off at the bar? Oh. And like when he came in, he had the bracelet there waiting for him.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:34

He would have been like, uh. Exactly. Both of us. It's like you just kind of know. You just get the feeling like of both of you just kind of know. But yeah, that one was a very oh my god. I yeah. So um, those are my embarrassing that's one of them. Yeah, that's one of them for sure.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:55

It's like, oh, no more bartenders, except in the case of rare cases.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:00

I mean, it's a rare, a rare case.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:02

I mean, yeah, you'd have to really uh Well, you know what I would think if they're really cute or anyway, a bartender mentally simulating well really feel like they go home with a lot of people.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:12

Oh, I guarantee that bartenders More men.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:16

They might go home, you know, you don't know.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:17

True. I mean you know, nowadays nowadays.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:22

So whoever I like that night. Yeah. Like they probably go home with a lot of people. I'm not sure. I don't want to say all of them. True, true. You know what I mean? Some of them are in relationships. Well, yeah, but I feel like that's one of those jobs where you'd meet people and what do they say?

Safety Fears And Dating In 2025

SPEAKER_01 1:01:39

Uh it's the um nature of the job.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:43

Well, it's like an opportunity. You know. But why wouldn't you go home with a cute girl if you're a guy and a cute girl wanted you or something? I I get totally get it.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:55

Like you know? I mean, that's how you know what you like and what you don't like. That's what I have uh I've learned.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:01

That's just gotta be so careful nowadays with all this shit going around.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:04

God, and like just like um, oh my god, I was watching this um uh this like reel or whatever, and this guy he um puts um Viagra in um his date's drinks. But for what? He says he does it because he just wants to know if his date has a boner.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:22

So I guess then that way he knows if Oh my god, I think I read something about that.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:27

He just didn't know ever if, you know, if it was a man or a woman, because nowadays you just you never know because everybody is whoever they want to be, which is great. I'm okay with that. Yeah, but I mean STDs and shit. But that's that's one I think that's maybe what one reason is he just wanted to make sure that he is was dating or taking somebody up that he, you know wanted to be, yeah. You know, is who they say they were. Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:51

Well, that's actually pretty that's funny. But um also just STDs in the general and just all the shit going around now. No like nope, nope, nope. It's like fentanyl in your cocaine.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:04

Seriously, you can't even have anything pure anymore, hardly hardly. You go out, you come, you know, you go out to have a good time, you come home with gonorrhea and chlamydia. You got two birds, one dick. You know, I mean shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:16

Yeah, or maybe, you know, I don't know. Like or maybe girl. You never know. Maybe you don't. Yeah. Are you thinking about are you still not into you still men fully? Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:32

Yeah, I like dick a lot. Yeah. I think that's kind of where I'm um I'm going. But I think when I'm like, you know, if I don't find anybody by the time I'm in my 70s, I think maybe see them some of my girlfriends are gonna move in together and um Yeah, like the golden girls. Yep, exactly. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:48

Yeah, so so yeah, that's just really interesting. That poor guy. I hope he's found somebody though. He seemed like a nice guy.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:56

There's so many things that you can do now. I don't know if you guys have ever uh seen that um Ocho um video, but he had his dick enlarged. Um I feel like there would be some complications with that. You know, I would you would think so. Then you have to put an extra what did they do too? Okay, I'm gonna be honest. I'm not exactly sure.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:20

Like just um on how they turn in how they do um um trans surgery, how they've um create yeah, you know, dicks and stuff. It's so interesting. It is that shit is gnarly and it's wild. Um like gnarly in a good way, like a medical way. It's crazy how they could do stuff like that. I mean, you just want to be at a good doctor that um knows what they're doing. Knows what they're doing. Yeah. Because I'm like, that does not look like it's no, it's crazy. Yeah, that's easy. Um but yeah, I just um I have to Google that. I have to YouTube how they do the elongation of the titties of the wiener.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:02

So I mean, like, hey, help out the bros.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:05

Well, I mean, you'd think we're in the technology nowadays. Hey. I mean, you should be able to put a rod or something. You know what? Oh, you know what? I think I did read something. They put in like a they put in like a tube or something that you can pump it. Yeah. Yeah. I've seen that you can you could take it off and you connect it or something. It's like a pick line for a penis. Interesting. Something like that, where the you you can you can actually pump it. There's a will, there's a way. Yeah. So that makes sense. I just remember that actually.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:38

That's really funny.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:39

That's so odd.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:40

So hey.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:41

Well, there you go. One down, one bad day down. I mean, you've got a few left in your arsenal, um, and some weird ones, you know. You know who I was thinking about? What happened to um what's his name? Um Olympia. Oh. Have you talked to him?

SPEAKER_01 1:06:03

You know who I'm talking about, right? Um a little bit. I talked to him. I I did message for a little bit, but we went on a couple times and then it just kind of He was your friend with benefits? Yeah, for like c a few times.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:17

Yeah. I was thinking I he popped into my mind while you were talking about that story. Not that he has a small dick or anything. But um but I uh he popped in my mind like, oh I wonder if she's heard from that guy.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:28

No, we've we messaged a little bit, but not not too too too much. It's just kind of like you know where you're where you stand with somebody. And it's like that's just kind of where again, where the relationship kind of lies. We have a we have a good conversation, you know, um, though, but um sex was pretty good, actually.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:51

Yeah, no, I remember you guys enjoyed each other.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:53

Yeah, no, it was yeah, you guys enjoyed each other.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:56

Yeah, he was he seemed like a nice guy. Yeah, no, actually But he had the weird shit going on. Remember the he had the weird like um domestic violence. He did. There was something weird going on. Yes. Yeah, he had something he had some he had some weird things going on. He did from his past. Yeah, with the wife and then the kids and the weird that was kind of weird. Yeah. But I mean, obviously it meant a lot to you to uh be a friend with benefit for him and it was just good for one thing.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:30

Exactly. Like that's not he wasn't somebody that I saw a a future with. It was just kind of like and again, these are things that you find out as you're you know getting to know somebody you're dating, you know, these aren't things that pop up or come out on the first date. So, um, but as you know, as people, you know, people do reveal who they are to you. You just have to be, you know, oh yeah, open to listening and seeing it, you know. Yeah, and um, you know, that's that's for sure.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:01

Yeah, that's that's wild. Yeah, you're all of these come kind of flood back to me but little pieces by pieces because there's been so many. No, and that one actually that's remember your remember that guy from Canada or something that's like ghosted you texting. Do you remember that you were texting and he was so weird? So weird. You remember the dating app and then like Oh, that it was on the dating app. Remember, do you remember that?

SPEAKER_01 1:08:22

That guy was so weird too.

Teaser For Next Story And Goodbye

SPEAKER_02 1:08:24

So weird, and then all of a sudden we just you know what's uh funny story is and we can we could do this now or we could save him for next time, but Larry, like we were said, we were gonna go back to Larry Living Room Larry. What turned out to be a you I remember you were like really liking him for a minute. Yes. Um for a minute on that after that first date. Yeah. Um but e besides the fact that he smoked cigarettes.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:51

Oh, but and I'm just so glad that I it I will say it is really important to visit someone's home.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:59

Yeah, because I remember you liked it. You you were like really had a really good date that first time, and then it just went really good. And then I went to his house. Yeah. So yeah, so I think I mean we'll in our next episode. I know we we talked about going back, like I said, to Living Room Larry, and we'll go back. We'll do a couple more crappy dates at our next episode, and then we'll move into a good you know, a good one to like end this on. Um, just because they come in and out with our memory. I know you know what I mean. So and Living Room Larry, that's a story just like a Tic Tac story. It is that's a story all in its own. It really is. Yeah, I think we should definitely save that for the next one, and then we can lean into some negative experiences you've just had not even meeting people, just being on the apps in general. Um, and then and then yeah, go into some of the good ones you've had. Yeah, because I have had some good dates. Well, and you're going on vacation, and so I don't know you you never know, you might meet somebody on the who knows just randomly. I'm I'm pretty excited to to go on this little trip here. Yeah, I mean, granted you'll be with people, but yeah, you never know, you might it's I'm not talking about bringing them home or anything. I'm just saying you might meet somebody or might meet somebody.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:13

Although sometimes you might go somewhere and you bring something home that you didn't plan on bringing home.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:19

Yeah, like what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, except this ain't Vegas. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:23

So things come back with you. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:26

All right, guys.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:26

Well, hey, it's a good episode. Yeah, thanks for tuning in, and um, we will chat with you later.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:31

Yeah, we'll see you next time. Bye, guys.